You know, MCLGS, I was all about those there demon books ‘cause you know, burn every one of them and there goes that there woke virus: up in smoke, poof, big dent in that demon-education world.

But you have me skipping ahead to the simplest solution ever to defining “human bean status” of an almost-fetus. Ready for it?

When a child has her first period, a new law forces the parents to take her to a Chipping Center. (No silly, not a wood chipper place, we need babies made by those girls to flood our factories with workers and dampen wage expections.) Hell if we get enough of a population explosion, those workers will finally embrace the good ol’ days and work for 25 cents an hour. Won’t that be great for the company’s share price, our economy and sticking it to China.

So yeah, chip those girls, and the moment their body encounters a naked penis, those girls have their every movement tracked. Even a natural miscarriage will trigger prison time. As opposed to letting the penis do its job and the girl getting preggers( at any age), there is a cash bonus for that. Am I not brilliant?😈🙄

One more thing, the coffee pot for the eggs. As long as the coffee is decaf, I’m in favor. Caffeine is a no-no for those fragile and precious little eggies.

P.S. Enough satire. The “real me” talking now: so how are you feeling about the recent polls on the presidential election?
I am at a loss for words. Tell me something good?