Well, Thiefie. Saucy here.

I have two key things to say other than thank you kindly for your read and smile-worthy response:

One

I am a brat and do my best to have a few laughs even when not being impertinent and, you know, saucy.

Two

When we cook up some steak

It’s occasional, for a break

And we always work out

Still, we usually eat trout

To avoid bouts of gout.