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From Lemon/Friend Advice Column
Three Observations Why a Bold Advice Seeking Letter Made this Arrogant Man Furious
Part One. His wife posted it on the internet for all his banker bros to see
Written by: Suzanne V. Tanner, Paroma Sen, Amy Marley
Dear From Lemon,
I cannot decide whether to hit on one of you, all of you (Hmmmmmm, Uncle Ralphie?) or tell you my TOW*.
*Tale of Woe
A hot AF babe working in the telemarketing pool on the 14th floor helped me decide. LeAnn started to follow this dope new advice website called From Lemon (that would be you)***. Immediately she was certain the sad, mixed-up post from someone calling herself IWNE** was actually my (maybe) soon-to-be ex-wife.
**Instagrammed Weddings are Not Enough
***Please note: This link if you click it, will take you offsite, outside of Medium.
Dirty pool, man. I read the post. It IS her and a very one-sided story. I humbly request my moment in the sun.
You need to know the beginning of this mess.
I was 20 years old, an only child, living in the middle of BF- nowhere on our family farm, jonesing to get out…