This is a riot and a half girl. You always crack me up.

Although if you are advocating toupas you might have to lighten up on the sandals and socks thing. I mean, I agree that kind of foot and leg wear is a mega fashion crime. But with a toupa…maybe not so much?

Not to be difficult. But white is not my color. So if I’m a gonna play I want my toupa(s) along the lines of those days of the week bikini underpanties sets. May I order my toupas in a pack of seven? Different color for each day (one at least in some hue of pink) and each toupa needs to be embroidered with the name of one of the days of the week.

How about throwing in a pack-o-panties as an intro gift?

You are selling these there toupas right? So what is the website address? Do I get a say on the color of the embroidery? Contrasting with toupa color, of course.

Another time may I talk with you about my Laverne and Shirley look?Thanks to my relatives I am so into retro tv shows and movies. And hairnets. When I am giving my ball hats a rest, that is.

Do I sound like the customer from hell?🙀😈❤️

P.S. Kristi Keller any thoughts about where to put bacon on a toupa? Betcha thought I forgot😳🙀🥰