Thanks for the heads up ( peppered with a few giggles). I am reading your collaboration 5 minutes after seeing a piece on EATER about another depressing food trend. All sandwiches everywhere must be chopped to smithereens. Of course TikTok worships the concept. EATER just asks: Why?

I guess absolutely everything on a traditional ( or a newly invented) sandwich, including the greenery, needs to be mushed up more than egg salad. To reduce wasted time chewing? To resemble barf, just because “ it’s cool, man?”

Whatever. My vow to embrace hermit-hood appeals to me more and more each day.