Sherry, mah dhaaaaling. You are such a badass and ah loves every badass bone in your body.

My contribution:

1. instead of the nomenclature (nicea nice big word to use here…)”blowjobs” or “BJ’s”… I have always preferred the term “blowies”
2. You do know this joke probably…but just in case you do not. I am going to tell it. Because its, for one thing, a comment on the sad state of oral sex in the world…

Plus it is also a statement about women, I think, needing to rise up and be totally honest about their own sexual needs and preferences, rather than any pretense. Because there is still an issue with this out there today. Less so than there used to be. But still there.

Shucks. Will I get to the joke already?? Ok. Ok. :-)

Question : Why does the bride have a huge smile on her face while walking down the aisle?

Answer: She knows she recently gave her last blowjob.