Poetry ADHD. Omg, I love it. Do not stop. Do not pass GO and collect $200. Do not take adderal because it’ll normalize you and noooooooo, we don’t want that.

Wait. Maybe you are like Sybil. She had 16 personalities . Your ADHD side is one of many. Yep. I like that. Cannot wait for the next season, she says.

Spotify. I have shame about this. I dropped Spotify when Neil Y was suggesting it as a protest against that horrible Joe R. I was proud to make a stink with them when I exited. They did not give a rat’s bum. ( note: I am washing my mouth out with soap and substituting “clean or a type of politically correct or lose the swear words to comply with Medium’s new guidelines… how am I doing?)

Then a year after I jumped ship I sadly half returned because: convenience.

I am not proud about my jump back on board but at least I’m aware. Lame, I know.