My dear MCLGS, you are brilliant. Then again I already tole ya that🙄

This news update🙄 shows exactly how fu@*ed up the system really is. What a way to use laughter and satire to show the zebra's true stripes.

You are my hero.(that word is genderless to me)

But...but, but, but. You have also planted a great business idea. I will be happy to do a co-share if you like. Fair's fair.

How about the Stealth V-jay-jay Makeover Service (SVMS for short). Stealth because any female altering the look of their bunny-bun is a criminal and will go to jail for at least the minimum sentence of 25 years.

We will be a referral service only for a decent fee of course. We build an inventory of waxers, pluckers, lazer operators, dye specialists(oh sure, specialists in highlighting too), trimmers, piercers...you get my drift. Our users will rate these service providers same way they do hotels and food on trip advisor.

You in?

Shhhh. Don't let the pus....er... cat out of the bag on this.We don't want anyone to know what we are planning...

Just to be safe is there a "satire" tag for comments? Ya never know when Bretty-bret-bret or Clary are listening.