Ha.ha.ha.ha.ha.ha. I just love your comments, my amazing friend! Just one thing though....How in hell did you know that bacon was her guilty pleasure?

P.S. A person I used to know. Sold her company for mega bucks. Goes high end designer dress shopping for parties, wears the dress to the event that night, returns dress the next day for full refund. Had a system in place to manage the tags...Yup. True story....sigh