FOFLMAO. Love this to bits. Ha.Ha.Ha. Ha.

You are a total riot and so good at this.

Notice I highlighted all the rash parts. Yes, you know why.

So when the pandemic started I said to my sweetie: Hon bun, lets get a doggie. A little cuddly ball of fluff.

He said: Okey doakey.

But the breeders were all full up in demand and the prices were wonked out. So I says: Never mind.

Well Emme. You know where this is going doncha. Furry, soft(yah conditioner rocks), cozy, fake barking provided on demand, petting heaven.

My Kimmie equivalent thinks I will return when covid goes away. Nope. The dog breeder keeps calling with updates on a future litter. Her calls are not returned.