First of all your title and lead photo has me LMAO. Second: you could never, ever suck!

You gave me a brilliant idea. First I need a window box and a bag or two of dirt. Then I am going to spend the day online shopping for the most perfect, real-looking fake tomatoes. Complete with vines and leaves. Surely they exist? Help anyone?

Then, you got it. It's weekly farmers market time. I will regularly purchase the finest tomats from a stall, making certain they resemble the beauties in my planter.

Those eatin' tomatoes will sit in a honkin' big bowl on my kitchen counter for the world to see (well, ok, after covid disappears and we let people inside our house)

Ahhhhh. Feels good just thinking about it!!