First let me say: The part highlighted above. Wake up you manufacturers, please. There is no age limit on color preference. People don’t revert to bland at a set age. It’s a personality thing for heaven’s sakes. And last time I heard, a personality sticks with you for life.

Second: This entire post is a riot and I am grinning from ear to ear.

Third: Time to fess up, girly girl. Sure, you are moving. But you didn’t admit the actual destination is Palo Alto. Launching a new startup I see. The brains of the world are psyched. In more ways that one!