Fabulous. Fab. I agree with Jessie W. When is the book coming out? You rock the topic, D.


“No no wait, “she says as the sarcasm builds for the response. “Just stream a bunch of movies tonight from I dunno, any streaming service. Netflix? Amazon? Make certain it’s a movie where someone jumps someone’s bones in a scene or two.”

Now watch, clothes off or partially off and presto, one second later in goes the cock and three seconds later (3 might be too much time) both orgasm together in perfect sexy-time bliss.

The real me wants to say, “What the fuck, that’s not how it works. Um, foreplay. Clit play, maybe a bit of blowie action, whatever. Just not…nada.”

Snarky, sarcastic Suze again. “See, the movies they show the real thing. The real women. The ones liking sex, the truly hot ones, who come the minute…the minute they look at the guy(partner)…foreplay, schmorplay.”

And that my friend is what Hollywood teaches. Don’t get me started on some..some porn flicks. And sure there is limited time in a movie, I get that but that is not a good enough reason in my books.

Look I worked with this guy once who out-at-a-bar-with-colleagues-night bragged about his recent partner. He felt she was confirmation of his sexual prowess because this girl had an orgasm on average 30 times a night. (Yeah and cats fly)

He would smile and say, “Suzie, that is how good I am, no foreplay or petting involved. Sometime she came because I only looked at her.”

My response, “ And how many Prada purses have you bought her for that Oscar-worthy performance?” He was insulted by my remark because, well, he knows.

Danielle, girl, please write your book.