ARGH. Christine! That's a good one too. Maybe I woulda voted for that one( the SPLAT works...comic book in my mind)

But see? I still didn't pick the winning answer. Shucks girl, you make it tough for a lil' ol' writer grl to win a contest.

Then again, I am planning on writing this post: "I Entered 867 Writing Contests and You Won't Believe How Much Money I Won"

You like?

I will tell you the answer if you promise not to tell because I plan to bury it at the bottom of my 6 minute long article. ( dreams of viral greatness here)

Ready? Shhhh. The answer is Z-E-R-0 .

Now. Since I gave you the answer, I hope as a result of my uber-generosity I can ask an unrelated question? I hope I am not doing a huge etiquette breach here? My sincere apologies if yes.

I think The Haven is still accepting writers? I did send an email to the address in the "how to be a writer for The Haven" article. Is there anything else I should do to get writer status there(@suzannevtanner)?

I totally understand if it takes awhile for a reply. I have no idea where the time goes. I might try to set a trap and catch that little rascal.