Ah that J.D. Harms and his doozy prompts. This is such a brilliant response, Dennett

No surprise that I highlighted the entire poem!

Re the last verse:

WELL, the only tacky ( and many other words)person I know to consistently write in all caps is, you know, we now refer to him as the other guy, the TOG, I call him the Tog-hog because I am childish and cannot resist barnyard references…