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The Shortform

·Oct 29

How I Morphed a Get-In-My-Belly Fantastic Recipe/Concept Into Something Better

Is that possible? — Written by (because: fun) Saucy Smith, Suzanne V. Tanner’s sassy alter ego. My answer to how I made something great even greater? Why This Place is The Best Restaurant in Town Also, the best-kept secret: Chicken with Le-le-lemon and Potatoesmedium.com Greens, baby. A big bowl of them for each dinner guest.

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How I Morphed a Get-In-My-Belly Fantastic Recipe/Concept Into Something Better
How I Morphed a Get-In-My-Belly Fantastic Recipe/Concept Into Something Better
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Writers’ Blokke

·Oct 24

Why This Place is The Best Restaurant in Town

Also, the best-kept secret: Chicken with Le-le-lemon and Potatoes — Written by (because: fun) Saucy Smith, Suzanne V. Tanner’s sassy alter ego. Lobstersandwich (my on-pause cooking blog) and Saucy Smith are card-carrying members of the mile-high club. Now look-it. So sorry, but you need to, right now, wipe those sex-in-the-cramped-airplane-bathroom fantasies right outta your head, reader-poo. I speak figuratively since…

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Why This Place is The Best Restaurant in Town
Why This Place is The Best Restaurant in Town
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·Aug 25

How to Find a Saucy Outfit for Those Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head

’Cause who doesn’t want more options? — Written by: Her sauciest: Saucy Smith Darlin’s, these dippers for yesterday’s shrimp recipe (see pretty link below) did not make the short form 150 word count. No problemo, I am doing part 2 now. Holy lobstersandwich, I love writing for The Shortform. I must tell you, hon buns, just thinking…

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How to Find a Saucy Outfit for Those Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head
How to Find a Saucy Outfit for Those Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head
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·Aug 23

Why I Had Five Thousand Requests for the Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head Recipe

Well, fewer than five thousand, but still a lot. — Written by Saucy Smith Here you go, mah darlins’, for your speedy, lip-smacking pleasure. 1.Buy a bag of frozen super-large shrimp (8-10 count). Defrost in fridge overnight. 2. Wash, devein, and dry super-well on paper towels. 3. Set up two cereal bowls: 1 for olive oil, 1 for store-bought Italian-flavored…

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Why I Had Five Thousand Requests for the Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head Recipe
Why I Had Five Thousand Requests for the Shrimp-As-Big-As-Your-Head Recipe
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·Jul 28

Have You Considered Hanging an Old-School Blackboard in Your Kitchen?

Oh, darlins’ you should, you really should — Written by: Saucy Smith Photo property of Suzanne V. Tanner Mah hon buns. MSZ hung this blackboard in our Miami (South Beach) condo, later gracing walls in several cities’ kitchens. When we aren’t showering our friends with food nourishment (read: love), we write stupid little mush-ball notes to each other. …

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Have You Considered Hanging an Old-School Blackboard in Your Kitchen?
Have You Considered Hanging an Old-School Blackboard in Your Kitchen?
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·Jun 13

How Reading A Friend’s New Psychological Thriller Turned My Crappy Day Around

“Well, isn’t that a nice surprise,” I said. — Lately, with so much distraction everywhere, a sit-down with a good book can provide a mental physiotherapy session, except when you don’t feel like doing anything. I suffered a major case of the blahs yesterday. Scrolling aimlessly on my iPad, I uncovered a recent purchase, a new book by the…

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How Reading A Friend’s New Psychological Thriller Turned My Crappy Day Around
How Reading A Friend’s New Psychological Thriller Turned My Crappy Day Around
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May 31

Pan Roasted Vegetables are My Jam

I do not mean what one spreads on bread with peanut butter. — It’s that time, folks. Fresh vegetable season. Treat yourself to pan roasted almost anything from the farmer’s market garden. Do this: 1. Reach for a sheet pan, wash and dry your chosen vegetable of the day ( no, silly, skip the soap!) 2. Set the oven to 450F 3. Drizzle…

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Pan Roasted Vegetables are My Jam
Pan Roasted Vegetables are My Jam
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Mar 30

Teensy Love Story

One hundred heart emoji Toy dishes were my jam as a kid. Later Mazie said: “Suze, stop buying bowls.” Concerned, I asked, “Will non-dog people understand?”Before R, relationships and anguish were synonyms. In those dark days, my heart soared only when I heard the lapping rhythm of my beloved Teddy…

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Teensy Love Story
Teensy Love Story
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Scrittura

·Feb 24

Anywhere Means Here

Spoiler alert: These lovers do NOT break up. I look again and yes, you are here. Two hydrangeas planted in a reasonable garden, not quite ten years ago. Blossoming so intently, we obliterated any exposed ground. Ivory hued blooms in abundance, poking skyward as one. Down under a root radiograph shows melding, identical patterns, burrowing…

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Anywhere Means Here
Anywhere Means Here
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·Jan 27

Why You Cannot Resist This Super Easy S-s-s-s-sizzlin’ Salmon Recipe

Dinnertime cozy-comfort to soothe the ol’ lack of writing guilt. — As many of you know, via my alter ego, Saucy Smith, I have a cooking hobby called lobstersandwich. Regretfully my writing, connecting, reading, and general motivation are currently benched by an external distraction of unusual size. Short solution: Shout out, “When the going gets tough, the tough get cooking.” …

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Why You Cannot Resist This Super Easy S-s-s-s-sizzlin’ Salmon Recipe
Why You Cannot Resist This Super Easy S-s-s-s-sizzlin’ Salmon Recipe
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